How to play Duck Duck Goose

Scene: my living room

Participants: Lily, Syenna, Vyolette, Rowyn and Wynter

How to play:
Have big girls sit in a wobbly triangle while Lily smacks them upside the head yelling "You're in the POO POT!" I can only assume she means the other kind of pot-thing we can't think of.

Suddenly, Vyolette follows Lily hitting them with equal vigor and bawking like a chicken and trying to strangle Rowyn. Anarchy ensues.